June 2013
Remember that show, Zula Patrol? Or more specifically, remember the green dude?
Well I’m hearing him all over the damn place in Assassin’s Creed 2.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
Some people are cute when they stutter but when I stutter it’s because my mouth can’t keep up with my train of thought or I can’t decide on which word to say and a terrible bastard child of a sound comes out followed by a poot noise.
never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man
if you want to play on that playground you do that
if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that
if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you
- what she says: I'm okay
- what she really means: jesus fUCKIN christ eren can you just sit still and stOP getting your ass in deep shit and at least stay someplace where I can fucking see you gdi
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
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Signal boosting!
metal, pop, and innocence: diva-viva: the other day one of my friends mentioned that they were... →
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the other day one of my friends mentioned that they were kind of afraid to hang out with me without other people around bcs they did not know what to do in the event of a seizure, so i feel like i should spread some general knowledge. did u know that seizure first aid is misrepresented about 80% of the time on tv? not cool right
HERE ARE SOME FACTS and then there are no excuses you have to hang out with me
stuff u should do for generalized tonic/clonic seizures i.e. grand mals:
1. try to speak and act in a calm, reassuring manner, inform people nearby they should do the same—no yelling or screaming or general freaking out. i know it’s scary and u don’t want me to get hurt, ty i appreciate, but there is a pretty good chance i am going to be in a state of complete panic and terror, and it’s v. helpful to know someone is there for me and knows what to do
2. clear area of sharp/hard objects and help me lie down
3. if i have glasses? remove them. if i’m wearing a tie? loosen it.
4. put something soft under my head lol yes u probably aren’t carrying a pillow around so like a jacket or something is fine
5. gently turn me on my side that will help keep my airway clear
6. stay with me until i am fully awake, be friendly and reassuring as i return to consciousness again i know u are scared, but don’t worry in the game of scared i have won there is no middle ground
7. time my seizure! if it lasts more than 5 min, if i appear to have difficulty breathing, if my recovery seems slow, if i have a second seizure, if i appear to be in pain or injured as i awake, call 911 (or whatever the number for your emergency service is) this addendum is here bcs fucking health insurance is fucking terrible. IF U KNOW SOMEONE HAS A SEIZURE DISORDER pls ask what they prefer u to do in the event of a seizure
8. if i still seem confused/out of it, offer to call a friend or family member to come get me, or call a taxi
and there is also!
stuff u should not do:
1. DO NOT TRY TO RESTRAIN ME OR STOP MY MOVEMENTS
2. DO NOT STICK ANYTHING IN MY MOUTH i promise it’s physically impossible for me to swallow my tongue
3. DO NOT OFFER ME FOOD OR DRINK UNTIL I AM FULLY CONSCIOUS AND AWARE
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
stuff u should do for absence seizures (usually manifests as blank staring, loss of awareness, involuntary facial movements like blinking or chewing:
1. speak calmly and reassuringly
2. gently guide me away from and block access to dangers, again DO NOT PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN ME
3. if i appear agitated, stay some distance away, but still close enough to protect me if need be yy u are gonna be my knight in shining armor frand
4. stay with me until i am fully conscious and alert, offer to call whomever etc etc
yup those were some facts. and there are many more kinds of seizures, they come in all flavors. these are just the ones i am personally familiar with! so if you want to know more, always always ask your frand, they will probably appreciate knowing that u are there looking out for them
WHEN YOU POUR SODA AND THE SODA FIZZ RISES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BUT DOESN’T SPILL OVER
In case you haven't heard this yet today, I'm glad you're alive.
i missed a call from my mom and the voicemail she left was brief and fucking hell now i’m really worried
[esteban voice] little blonde peoples
So a lack of toilet paper almost turned into a goddamn screaming match.
This from the asshole jackfuck man who pisses on the toilet seat and is probably the one who left the used bandaid on the fucking soap.
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
so like
if you ever want to unfollow me
for literally any reason
you can do that
i want you to have a nice dash
i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have
if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something tagged, just send an ask
i have anon on for a reason
that’s all sweet honeychildren
Why do I hear the sound of a helicopter whenever I jump off a viewpoint?
This is Itally during the Renaissance.
If only I could generate a decent income out of laying in bed
if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
friend ?????!?
fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face
Got my hands on Assassin’s Creed 2 and Revelations from Koty.
Idk if I like Shaun personally, and Idk if Desmond is gonna end up decking him at some point in the game, but I’m sure I’ll like him objectively as a character. He’s really very snarky and I’m looking forward to reading the bios on all the characters that he writes.
Also I think Desmond could take a few pages out of Ezio’s book when it comes to hairstyles. They and Altair have the same face model, but Ezio’s doin’ something right with that pretty head of his.
The Seven Shittiest Sins
- Greed: I want shit
- Envy: I want your shit
- Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
- Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
- Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
- Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
- Pride: I am the shit
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
FUCK OFF.
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
[seto kaiba voice] swag
[yami voice] no
Men's Issues
- Societal expectations of masculinity
- Societal expectations to provide for women
- No long term reversible male birth control
- Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
- Unfair treatment in child custody battles
- No support for male victims of domestic abuse
- Media portrayal of married men as weak morons
Not men’s issues
- The friend zone
- Women not dating you
