Remember that show, Zula Patrol? Or more specifically, remember the green dude?
Well I’m hearing him all over the damn place in Assassin’s Creed 2.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
Some people are cute when they stutter but when I stutter it’s because my mouth can’t keep up with my train of thought or I can’t decide on which word to say and a terrible bastard child of a sound comes out followed by a poot noise.
never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man
if you want to play on that playground you do that
if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that
if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you
- what she says: I'm okay
- what she really means: jesus fUCKIN christ eren can you just sit still and stOP getting your ass in deep shit and at least stay someplace where I can fucking see you gdi
WHEN YOU POUR SODA AND THE SODA FIZZ RISES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BUT DOESN’T SPILL OVER
i missed a call from my mom and the voicemail she left was brief and fucking hell now i’m really worried
So a lack of toilet paper almost turned into a goddamn screaming match.
This from the asshole jackfuck man who pisses on the toilet seat and is probably the one who left the used bandaid on the fucking soap.
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
if you ever want to unfollow me
for literally any reason
you can do that
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i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have
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i have anon on for a reason
that’s all sweet honeychildren
Why do I hear the sound of a helicopter whenever I jump off a viewpoint?
This is Itally during the Renaissance.
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im coming friend
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Got my hands on Assassin’s Creed 2 and Revelations from Koty.
Idk if I like Shaun personally, and Idk if Desmond is gonna end up decking him at some point in the game, but I’m sure I’ll like him objectively as a character. He’s really very snarky and I’m looking forward to reading the bios on all the characters that he writes.
Also I think Desmond could take a few pages out of Ezio’s book when it comes to hairstyles. They and Altair have the same face model, but Ezio’s doin’ something right with that pretty head of his.
- Greed: I want shit
- Envy: I want your shit
- Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
- Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
- Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
- Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
- Pride: I am the shit
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
- Societal expectations of masculinity
- Societal expectations to provide for women
- No long term reversible male birth control
- Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
- Unfair treatment in child custody battles
- No support for male victims of domestic abuse
- Media portrayal of married men as weak morons
Not men’s issues
- The friend zone
- Women not dating you